They don't do it. Should they be telling everyone else how to do it?

Credit to The Mad Priest's blog, http://revjph.blogspot.com/2006/11/proof-if-proof-was-needed.html

"Condoms as a means of protection from the HIV virus do not stop the Church's condemnation of any prenuptial sex, especially between homosexuals, stated the President of the Pontifical Council for Pastoral Health on commenting a study entrusted by the Pope to the Pastoral Health and Doctrine of the Faith Ministries. The issue of the contraceptive being allowed is only considered between a married heterosexual couple where one of the two is HIV positive. Cardinal Barragan said: "Following the Pope's instructions, we accurately studied the contraceptive from both a scientific and moral point of view, and handed in our study, almost 200 pages long, to the Doctrine of the Faith, which is currently examining it. Let's hope that the Holy Father says what is most convenient on this subject: if an answer needs to be given, or what this answer is, I don't know. I think that no answer from the Church should encourage sexual libertinism. This we have to know clearly."

Comment by The Mad Priest: "How on earth did they manage to waffle on for 200 pages about a bit of rubber you put on your knob. For goodness sake, has anybody ever actually shown these idiots a condom.

Whatever you do, don't anybody tell them they make flavoured versions - they would have to cut the Amazon Rainforest down to provide the paper for that report!"

Priceless!