George, it took me seven days of hard work to create this planet. Please don't ruin it.
Really, George, I'm disappointed in you.
What you're allowing to happen to my planet is a disgrace.
You claim to have a "direct line" to me, you've even said, "I trust that God speaks through me."
Yet, it seems to me it's the oil companies who are speaking through you.
Well, George, here's an opportunity to make it up to me.
When you meet with your fellow World leaders I would like you to reduce your emissions to save my planet from being destroyed by climate change.
Can I trust you to do just this one thing for me, George?
For God's sake.
Yours everlastingly,
God
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